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When Mr. Dog Bites: A Story about Life, Death, Love, Sex and Swearing (eBook)
  • When Mr. Dog Bites: A Story about Life, Death, Love, Sex and Swearing (eBook)

When Mr. Dog Bites: A Story about Life, Death, Love, Sex and Swearing (eBook)

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eBook (ePUB) Published: 16/01/2014

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Cool Things To Do Before I Cack It

  • Number One: Have real sexual intercourse with a girl (preferably Michelle Malloy and definitely NOT on a train or any other mode of transport...if it's possible at her house).

  • Number Two: Fight heaven and earth, tooth and nail, dungeons and dragons that people stop slagging my mate Amir because he smells like a big pot of curry. And, help him find a new best bud.

  • Number Three: Get dad back from the war before...you-know-what...happens.

    Dylan Mint has Tourette's. For Dylan, life is a constant battle to keep the bad stuff in—the swearing, the tics, the howling dog that escapes whenever he gets stressed. And, as a sixteen-year-old virgin and pupil at Drumhill Special School, getting stressed is something of an occupational hazard. But then a routine visit to the hospital changes everything. Overhearing a hushed conversation between the doctor and his mother, Dylan discovers that he's going to die next March. So he grants himself three parting wishes: three 'Cool Things To Do Before I Cack It'. It isn't a long list, but it is ambitious, and he doesn't have much time. But as Dylan sets out to make his wishes come true, he discovers that nothing—and no-one—is quite as he had previously supposed.

    A story about life, death, love, sex and swearing, When Mr Dog Bites will take you on one #@! of a journey...

  • Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
    ISBN: 9781408838358

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