When Mr Dog Bites (Hardback)
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When Mr Dog Bites (Hardback)

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Cool Things To Do Before I Cack It Number One: Have real sexual intercourse with a girl (preferably Michelle Malloy and definitely NOT on a train or any other mode of transport ...if it's possible at her house). Number Two: Fight heaven and earth, tooth and nail, dungeons and dragons that people stop slagging my mate Amir because he smells like a big pot of curry. And, help him find a new best bud. Number Three: Get dad back from the war before ...you-know-what ...happens. Dylan Mint has Tourette's. For Dylan, life is a constant battle to keep the bad stuff in - the swearing, the tics, the howling dog that escapes whenever he gets stressed. And, as a sixteen-year-old virgin and pupil at Drumhill Special School, getting stressed is something of an occupational hazard. But then a routine visit to the hospital changes everything. Overhearing a hushed conversation between the doctor and his mother, Dylan discovers that he's going to die next March. So he grants himself three parting wishes: three 'Cool Things To Do Before I Cack It'. It isn't a long list, but it is ambitious, and he doesn't have much time. But as Dylan sets out to make his wishes come true, he discovers that nothing - and no-one - is quite as he had previously supposed. A story about life, death, love, sex and swearing, When Mr Dog Bites will take you on one *#@! of a journey ...

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing PLC
ISBN: 9781408838334

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“5/5”

Funny, insightful, and entertaining, When Mr Dog Bites provides a glimpse into the world of a teenage boy dealing with the added challenges of a mind that picks up (almost) everything and a body and mouth that are... More

Paperback edition
8th September 2014
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“When Mr Dog Bites”

This story is told entirely through the voice of 16-year-old Dylan and initially I found his use of rhyming slang, puns and general 'teenage boy' language extremely irritating (the swearing wasn't a... More

Paperback edition
1st September 2014
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“A barking good read”

I received When Mr Dog Bites to review as part of the lucky dip prize draw, and if that had not been the case it would not have been a book I would have chosen to read. Having said that I am glad I had the chance to... More

Paperback edition
22nd September 2014
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