The Official Bitcoin Coloring Book (Paperback)Satoshi Nakamoto (author)
- Coming soon
Remember this cryptic quote from Nakamoto: "There is more to the art of coloring than meets the eye. Quite a bit more."
THE OFFICIAL BITCOIN COLORING BOOK is *Blockchain Verified and 100% Gluten Free.No internet connection, graphics card or external power source required.
Publisher: Leaf Storm Press
Number of pages: 64
Dimensions: 279 x 216 mm
"There is nothing I enjoy better than lounging in my silk robe with a tumbler of 18 year old Lephraud single malt and The Official Bitcoin Coloring Book. I do the actually coloring work of course, while my young (ahem) assistant keeps a disciplined eye on my progress. She makes darned sure I stay well within the lines. And does she ever. I have the welts to prove it. Absolutely intoxicating."
--Diamond James, CEO, J.P. Morgain
"I'm a huge fan of Satoshi's work, especially his new Official Bitcoin Coloring Book, and I think it's a must for everyone in the crypto space. I bought a copy, then eye-scanned it and cached in my visual cortex. I do the coloring work virtually, in the background. I like how it frees that part of my brain from distractions, so I can focus on the important stuff like scaling Etheorum better and making it even more difficult to understand. But that's just me."
--Vitallike Buttering, programming wunderkind and creator of the Etheorum blockchain platform
"Everyone knows I built my fortune by reading boring footnotes in boring financial reports, and making boring investments in boring companies. It's taken a long boring lifetime, but it has finally paid off. Now, other people spend hours reading my boring footnotes. And some even pay millions to watch me eat lunch and bore them about topics like compound interest. So this Bitcoin business really gets my goat. Some of these young fellows are getting very rich, very fast, without being boring at all. It irks me. Especially the Lambos. I've always secretly wanted one, but when your whole life is predicated on being dull and folksy . . well, a Hurac n Performante is just not an option. So the Official Bitcoin Coloring Book has been a godsend for me. I work on it privately in my wood-paneled den and daydream about a different life, away from pinstriped suits and actuarial tables. And I'm not usually one to boast, but I have gotten pretty good at this coloring business. Right now, I'm sticking with the one color I know best--black. But soon . . ."
--Buffet Warden, billionaire investor and Chairman of the Bored, Blandshire Haffling