Rubbish Pet Portraits (Hardback)
  • Rubbish Pet Portraits (Hardback)
  • Rubbish Pet Portraits (Hardback)
  • Rubbish Pet Portraits (Hardback)
  • Rubbish Pet Portraits (Hardback)
  • Rubbish Pet Portraits (Hardback)
  • Rubbish Pet Portraits (Hardback)
  • Rubbish Pet Portraits (Hardback)
  • Rubbish Pet Portraits (Hardback)
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Rubbish Pet Portraits (Hardback)

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Hardback 128 Pages / Published: 27/05/2021
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Waterstones Says

Collecting the wonderful worst of the irreverent Facebook page that became a viral mega-hit, Wolfwinkle’s hilariously awful sketches of the public’s beloved pets is a side-splitting tribute to artistic ineptitude.

**THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER**

A hilarious collection of Hercule Van Wolfwinkle's 'extremely realistic' pet portraits. Warning: may not be suitable for anyone who actually likes animals or has the ability to see.

Not only does Hercule's unusual talent shine through on every page, each portrait is captioned with a review written by its bewildered recipient:

"Tell ya what mate, why don't you get back to me when you've drawn a picture of my actual dog"

"It gets worse and worse the more your eyes scan down the page. Which is really quite the achievement given how bad her face looks"

"We really miss Marley. If I ever think I might be forgetting what he looked like, I can gaze at your portrait and know it was nothing like that."

Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
ISBN: 9780008468163
Number of pages: 128
Weight: 280 g
Dimensions: 152 x 152 x 8 mm


MEDIA REVIEWS

-'It looks like someone has tried to build a flat-pack version of my dog without any instructions.'

-'You've made my children cry.'

-'I've had to open my mum's Christmas present to help me get over this. I'm covered in tears, Ferrero Rocher wrappers and shame.'

-'I rescued this cat. He had a really tough start to his life, but believe me when I say that this is probably the worst thing that's ever happened to him.'

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“The BEST book Hercule Van Wolfwinkle has ever written”

What can I say? 5 badly drawn stars is not enough. It’s definitely the best book Hercule Van Wolfwinkle has ever written and it might just be the best book of rubbish pet portraits ever published. Look forward to the... More

Hardback edition
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“Get your blue inhaler ready”

The pictures helped bring a spark of humour into some really dark times in 2020-21. Absolute silliness and for a great cause this is a must buy. And make sure your blue inhalers full before opening!

Hardback edition
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“Magnificent!”

Not the pet portraits, you understand, they’re really rubbish. The in store delivery service was magnificent and the staff really helpful. Buy the book for that alone. But definitely buy the book.

Hardback edition
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