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Phantastic Songs from the World Next Door (Paperback)
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Phantastic Songs from the World Next Door (Paperback)

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Paperback 72 Pages / Published: 18/11/2015
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Here is our garden. The gate is not locked But don't venture in if you're easily shocked. We admit that our plantings won't please everyone; But if you're unsettled, that's part of the fun. See these creepers - like this one, that's wrapped round your feet? They creep terribly fast, and they only eat meat. Oh, and though they look pretty, please don't pick the flowers; They pick back, and their nails are far sharper than ours. You've seen how our chickens don't scratch in the mud? They're vampire hens, and they much prefer blood. And our goat, with the red eyes like smouldering coals? Satan's his name: he devours human souls. But don't be too frightened: all's not what it seems. These flora and fauna are tissues of dreams; And the monsters we dredge from the depths of our brain Fall asleep when we wake...or they'd drive us insane.

Publisher: Upfront Publishing
ISBN: 9781784562861
Number of pages: 72
Dimensions: 254 x 203 x 4 mm

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