Mock the Week: Brand Spanking New Scenes We'd Like to See (Hardback)
  • Mock the Week: Brand Spanking New Scenes We'd Like to See (Hardback)

Mock the Week: Brand Spanking New Scenes We'd Like to See (Hardback)

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Hardback Published: 25/09/2014
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Modern life is a minefield. Fortunately, the creators of Mock the Week are here to give you advice on the important things in life: from office etiquette to camping holidays, the worst things to hear while sitting on the toilet -- and what not to say when passing through Customs ...Categories include: Unlikely Things to Hear at a Funeral: 'Could whoever that is stop knocking, I'm trying to do the Eulogy!' Unlikely Things to Say on Your First Day in Prison: 'How thoughtful! Someone's left a bucket of chocolate mousse in the corner of my cell.' Guide to Keeping Tropical Fish: For a special treat, pour a smoothie slowly into the fish tank. They love that. Mountaineering Tips: Try to make sure you are accompanied by an experienced mountaineer or, failing that, someone really fat who will make for a soft landing. Medical Self-Diagnosis: If it comes out faster than gravity would normally allow, then there's something wrong.

Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9781447269632

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