Holy Cow (Hardback)
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Hardback 224 Pages / Published: 03/02/2015
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Holy Cow by David Duchovny is a comic delight that will thrill fans of Jasper Fforde and Ben Aaronovitch. And anyone who enjoys a witty wisecrack in a novel.

Elsie Bovary is a cow and a pretty happy one at that. Until one night, Elsie sneaks out of the pasture and finds herself drawn to the farmhouse. Through the window, she sees the farmer's family gathered around a bright Box God - and what the Box God reveals about something called an 'industrial meat farm' shakes Elsie's understanding of her world to its core.

The only solution? To escape to a better, safer world. And so a motley crew is formed: Elsie; Shalom, a grumpy pig who's recently converted to Judaism; and Tom, a suave turkey who can't fly, but can work an iPhone with his beak. Toting stolen passports and slapdash human disguises, they head for the airport ...

Elsie is a wise-cracking, slyly witty narrator; Tom dispenses psychiatric advice in a fake German accent; and Shalom ends up unexpectedly uniting Israelis and Palestinians. David Duchovny's charismatic creatures point the way toward a mutual understanding and acceptance the world desperately needs.

Publisher: Headline Publishing Group
ISBN: 9781472225887
Number of pages: 224
Weight: 458 g
Dimensions: 224 x 149 x 30 mm


MEDIA REVIEWS
David Duchovny is a very smart and wryly entertaining actor, and now, novelist. Although I will never publicly admit to jealousy, I am having him killed. * Rob Lowe *
This is the best cow-based theological odyssey of all time. A hybrid of Joyce's Ulysses and beef. Elsie Bovary is a modern day Damona. * Craig Ferguson *
David Duchovny's witty invention of the charming, brave and smart-mouthed Elsie Bovary guarantees that his Swiftian fable about a cow, a pig and a turkey's hilarious and moving farm-break to save themselves from the cruelty of human consumption is a literary feast no reader can resist. * Rafael Yglesias, author of A Happy Marriage *
[Duchovny's] debut novel is a charming fable about dignity and tolerance, complete with anthropomorphized animals and replete with puns, double-entendres and sophisticated humor ... * Kirkus Reviews (starred) *

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“A mad cow story with plenty of laughs and food for thought!”

This is one of those books that you pick up not expecting too much but then just can't put down. It's a tale about 3 farmyard animals - Elsie the cow, Shalom the pig and Tom the turkey (whose mastery of the... More

Hardback edition
5th March 2015
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“You'll never look at a Cow the same way again!”

Every once in a while, a story comes along that is so off the wall, and downright batty and against the odds it actually works. One such book called Holy Cow was published at the beginning of 2015 by X-Files actor,... More

Paperback edition
17th March 2016
Helpful? Upvote 19

“OMG I LOVE COWS”

I am so in love with this book. There are few books in my whole reading life (since 5) that literally made me laughed out loud. This book is one an amazing read, full of fun, laughter and characters that made me feel... More

Hardback edition
11th March 2015
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