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Getting Rid of Matthew (Paperback)
  • Getting Rid of Matthew (Paperback)

Getting Rid of Matthew (Paperback)

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Paperback Published: 04/01/2007
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"Getting Rid of Matthew" is the brilliantly witty novel from Jane Fallon. What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie and their two daughters and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore...Plan A: Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line. Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks Stop having sex with him. Pick holes in the way he dresses. Don't brush your teeth. Or your hair. Or pluck out the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin. Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around. Plan B: Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie Give yourself a fake name and identity Befriend Sophie Actually begin to really like Sophie Snog Matthew's son (who's the same age as you by the way. You're not a paedophile) Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity Befriend Matthew's children. Unsuccessfully Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong "Getting Rid of Matthew" is the sharp and hilariously funny novel from Jane Fallon. It was also a Richard and Judy pick. Praise for Jane Fallon: "Intelligent, edgy and witty". ("Glamour"). "A brilliant and original tale". ("Sun"). "Chick lit with an edge". ("Guardian"). Jane Fallon is the multi-award-winning television producer behind shows such as "This Life", "Teachers" and "20 Things to Do before You're 30". Her novels are "Getting Rid of Matthew", "Foursome", "Got You Back" and "The Ugly Sister".

Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
ISBN: 9780141025292

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“Getting Rid of Matthew”

Excellent read, extremely funny, could'nt put it down! Cant wait for Jane Fallon to bring out her next book.

Paperback edition
22nd April 2007
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“Getting Rid of Matthew”

I loved this book it made me laugh a lot, It definatly wasn't predictable, a really good read.But i could never believe that somebody would get themselves in that situation in read life- i may be wrong though!

Paperback edition
16th August 2007
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“Getting Rid of Matthew”

This book is brilliant! I started reading it two days ago and finished it this morning. I couldn't put it down the book will have you hooked!!! The book will have you laughing one minute and angry or sad the... More

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19th July 2007
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