It turns out that two is a million more kids than one.
Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat. Now Fuck, Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.
As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.
Publisher: Canongate Books
Number of pages: 32
Weight: 245 g
Dimensions: 217 x 164 x 9 mm
Praise for Go the Fuck to Sleep: Bedtime stories will never be the same again - Viv Groskop, The Guardian
A new Bible for weary parents - New York Times
An instantly recognisable and timeless theme tune for bleary-eyed parents everywhere - a hymn to the horrors of bedtime. Beautifully crafted, rhythmical, affectionate, profane and searingly honest, it is very funny - The Times
A gleeful howl of blasphemy . . . for the exhausted parent, nudged to the brink of sanity by lack of sleep, GTFTS is more than a reason to snigger - it's a gesture of compassion - Daily Telegraph
Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this deranged book - New Yorker
A children's book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud - hilarious! - DAVID BYRNE, musician, father of one
Total genius - JONATHAN LETHEM, author of MOTHERLESS BROOKLYN, father of two
An anthem for profane parents - Time
Beautiful, brilliant, funny as fuck. A new Contented Little Baby Book for the discontented parent - HELEN WALSH, author of GO TO SLEEP, mother of one
This is the most honest children's book ever written. And it's f*cking hilarious - A.J. JACOBS, author of THE YEAR OF LIVING BIBLICALLY, father of three
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