Fuck, Now There Are Two of You (Hardback)
  • Fuck, Now There Are Two of You (Hardback)

Fuck, Now There Are Two of You (Hardback)

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Hardback 32 Pages
Published: 01/10/2019
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It turns out that two is a million more kids than one.

Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat. Now Fuck, Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.

As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

Publisher: Canongate Books
ISBN: 9781786899484
Number of pages: 32
Weight: 245 g
Dimensions: 217 x 164 x 9 mm
Edition: Main


Praise for Go the Fuck to Sleep: Bedtime stories will never be the same again - Viv Groskop, The Guardian

A new Bible for weary parents - New York Times

An instantly recognisable and timeless theme tune for bleary-eyed parents everywhere - a hymn to the horrors of bedtime. Beautifully crafted, rhythmical, affectionate, profane and searingly honest, it is very funny - The Times

A gleeful howl of blasphemy . . . for the exhausted parent, nudged to the brink of sanity by lack of sleep, GTFTS is more than a reason to snigger - it's a gesture of compassion - Daily Telegraph

Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this deranged book - New Yorker

A children's book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud - hilarious! - DAVID BYRNE, musician, father of one

Total genius - JONATHAN LETHEM, author of MOTHERLESS BROOKLYN, father of two

An anthem for profane parents - Time

Beautiful, brilliant, funny as fuck. A new Contented Little Baby Book for the discontented parent - HELEN WALSH, author of GO TO SLEEP, mother of one

This is the most honest children's book ever written. And it's f*cking hilarious - A.J. JACOBS, author of THE YEAR OF LIVING BIBLICALLY, father of three

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Whispering Stories

“This is not a book for children, this is a picture book for adults.”

For those of you that are thinking about having a second child or have just had one this book is for you. It would also make a unique present if you know someone who has had their second child. It is laugh-out-loud... More

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