Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration KitRunning Press (author)
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* 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
* 5 Human Fund donation gift cards
* 2 magnets
Button 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!
Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!
Publisher: Running Press
Weight: 106 g
Dimensions: 111 x 117 x 48 mm
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