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Published: 01/10/2020
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Both a colourful and entertaining memoir and a powerful denunciation of a prison system under intolerable strain, Atkins’s eye-opening account of his five year jail term in HMP Wandsworth is a riveting window into a bizarre, frequently terrifying world. Laced with mordant humour and indignant polemic, A Bit of a Stretch is an unvarnished view of life behind bars.

'Funny, shocking and powerful.' - The Secret Barrister

'Fabulous. A must-read insight into why prison doesn't work.' - Jon Snow

Where can a tin of tuna buy you clean clothes? Where is it easier to get 'spice' than paracetamol? Where does self-harm barely raise an eyebrow?

Welcome to Her Majesty's Prison Service. Like most people, documentary-maker Chris Atkins didn't spend much time thinking about prisons. But after becoming embroiled in a dodgy scheme to fund his latest film, he was sent down for five years. His new home would be HMP Wandsworth, one of the largest and most dysfunctional prisons in Europe.

With a cast of characters ranging from wily drug dealers to senior officials bent on endless reform, this powerful memoir uncovers the horrifying reality behind the locked gates. Filled with dark humour and shocking stories, A Bit of a Stretch reveals why our creaking prison system is sorely costing us all.

Publisher: Atlantic Books
ISBN: 9781838950170
Number of pages: 352
Weight: 303 g
Dimensions: 198 x 129 x 25 mm
Edition: Main


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Shocking, scathing, entertaining... If you thought you knew how bad British prisons are, you haven't read this book... It's an inside story to make you weep at the incompetence, stupidity and viciousness of the current system. - Guardian

An incredibly compelling account, not just because of Atkins' incongruity and his knack for black, observational humour, but because it lays bare a system that has become utterly dysfunctional. Atkins is thrust into the heart of Britain's prison crisis and can never quite believe what he is seeing. It's a sort of Kafkaesque haplessness. A bleak catalogue of absurdity. - The Times

Surreal, darkly funny, at times horrifying but always humane account of what it's like to be locked up. - Observer

A soul-searching account... A pacy memoir which is imbued with a dark humour... heartbreaking. [Atkins is] honest enough to have left in the parts that would make his mother wince. - Sunday Times

A razor-sharp and darkly funny memoir... - Spectator

A highly readable and thought-provoking account, which illuminates a failing and anachronistic institution in dire need of a radical overhaul. - Daily Mail

Powerful... a dispassionate record of the grinding down of the human soul, deliberate hopelessness, insane and moribund bureaucracy, the whims of bullying guards, roll calls, curses, kicks and punches. - Roger Lewis, The Telegraph

Terrifically vivid... what makes the book so riveting is that Atkins takes us behind the statistics to show us prison life in all its chaotic, sometimes surreal weirdness. - Reader's Digest

A Bit of a Stretch shows a system in chaos, as guards struggle to deal with mentally ill, poorly educated men housed in decaying old buildings. It is also, in places, very funny. - Helen Lewis, The Atlantic

Heartbreaking and hilarious. - Christie Watson – bestselling author of The Language of Kindness

An entertaining memoir, but also an indictment of our creaking, underfunded prison system. - The Times

Atkins's shocking yet entertaining diary of his time behind bars is a must-read. - Independent

Powerful and highly readable. - Peter Dawson – Director of the Prison Reform Trust and former prison governor

Funny, shocking and powerful. - The Secret Barrister

Gripping, warm and empathetic. Atkins exposes the shocking gap between what politicians claim about prison and the humiliating reality. You'll roar with laughter before turning to deep despair. - Isabel Hardman – author of Why We Get the Wrong Politicians

Fabulous. Candid, funny and never self-pitying, this is a must-read insight into why prison simply doesn't work. - Jon Snow – presenter, Channel 4 News

Shocking, funny, and very moving. - Mark Thomas – comedian

Absolutely extraordinary. Heartbreaking without being self-pitying, shocking without being gratuitous and, of course, very, very funny. - John Niven – novelist and screenwriter

Harrowing... required reading for anybody concerned with what entitles a society to call itself civilised. - Law Gazette

Honest and authentic. Atkins perfectly captures the madness, hope and despair of prison. Please read this. - Professor David Wilson – founding Director of the Centre for Applied Criminology at Birmingham City University and former prison governor

An important, urgent and entertaining memoir. It made me laugh, cry my eyes out and think hard, not only about forgiveness, but about love and life in general. An essential read. - Sathnam Sanghera – bestselling author of The Boy with the Topknot

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Nick, Stockport

“A devastatingly honest account of life inside.”

When documentary maker Chris Atkins was sent down for unwittingly becoming involved a dodgy financial scheme, he was sent to the notorious Wandsworth prison. This account of his time inside, related in diary form, is... More

Hardback edition
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“Wonderfully entertaining”

I really enjoyed this book. Its mad really that more people dont write about their experiences in jail or make something good come out of a bad situation. I hope Chris takes his show on the road as it were and can... More

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“Such an important and entertaining read”

Thanks to Atlantic Books and NetGalley for an advance e-copy of this title.
This is the ‘This Is Going to Hurt’ of the prison world, and I hope it achieves as much recognition and success as that title. I was already... More

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