Dear Joan and Jericha - Why He Turns Away: Do's and Don'ts, from dating to Death (Hardback)
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Dear Joan and Jericha - Why He Turns Away: Do's and Don'ts, from dating to Death (Hardback)

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Waterstones Says

The outrageous agony aunts and podcast superstars Joan and Jericha set their provocative, hysterical and utterly filthy wisdom down on the printed page in this side-splitting volume. 

From the world-renowned agony aunts of award-winning podcast 'Dear Joan and Jericha' comes an unputdownable bible of sex and relationship advice on how to find, satisfy and maintain a husband, from dating right up until you or hubby pass away.

We dedicate this tome to Mahmoud: surgeon, prophet, model and friend. Capable of performing up to 30 hysterectomies a day (often blindfolded), it was Mahmoud that begged us to put pen to papyrus and share our wisdom with all the lost ladies suffering in the world today.

As much revered celebrities, living glamorous and wealthy lifestyles, we do of course come under fire. There has recently been vicious slander circulating, regarding a small handful of folk who have written to us with a problem, and having listened to our response, gone on to take their own lives. As if the two were somehow connected.

These naysayers are generally bitter and jealous spinsters, taking perverse and sadistic pleasure in being vindictive and nasty, while no doubt masturbating at the same time. To these lonely ladies we would say, 'Go look in your own heart, knock ye there and ask yourself some difficult questions. Because you will find the real guilt writhing within ye, like maggots mating in yesterday's apple'.

What we offer here is a lifeline, a service, much like the NHS, or perhaps more accurately, the AA. Joan and Jericha: AA for the heart. Affording you the opportunity to have a breakdown, call for a pick-up truck, stop off for a Full English whilst a hairy guy in a grubby onesie fumbles under your bonnet and tweaks at your wiring, before sending you on your way, lubricated, primed, pumped and pretty.

With kind regards,
Joan Damry and Jericha Domain OBE MBE (etc)

Publisher: Orion Publishing Co
ISBN: 9781398700598
Number of pages: 304
Weight: 480 g
Dimensions: 226 x 162 x 32 mm


MEDIA REVIEWS
In this outrageous spoof a filth-strewn look at sex, relationships and why women are always in the wrong when marriages crumble - brilliant comedians Vicki Pepperdine and Julia Davis have excelled themselves in their roles as the chillingly convincing agony aunts Joan and Jericha. Their award-winning podcast now runs to two series, and if you're already a fan, the advice offered in this book, from dating to death, will come as no surprise. Brace yourself?for a bumpy ride. The darkest and dirtiest of humour, not for the faint-hearted! * Woman & Home *
Fans of the outrageous, satirical agony aunts will love this spin off book. * Red Magazine *
A stunningly explicit guide to finding, keeping and pleasing a man, littered with sex advice and personal revelations * Heat Magazine *
An impossibly funny treat * Grazia *

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“Ridiculous and incredible”

If you’re a fan of the podcast then this will not disappoint. I read the entire thing in Joan’s and Jericha’s voices. It’s caused me to have many an outburst over Christmas which has lead to explaining to my family... More

Hardback edition
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“Not for me at all”

I bought this without knowing who they were, I obviously made an error and didn’t understand the ‘style’ of their ‘humour’ - I returned for refund after reading about 3 pages.

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“Laugh out loud funny!!”

So funny. I am a big fan of the podcast and this book is brilliant and a real page turner. I’m just wondering when the Joan and Jericha TV show will be commissioned?!

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