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The Hotel Avocado (Paperback)

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Published: 27/05/2025
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THE NUMBER ONE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

'As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggy-dog story like nobody else, and this is a rollicking old-school yarn' The Guardian
 
‘Mortimer’s verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling’ The Times 

WARNING - this book includes: heavy crimes, car journeys, dreadfulness, large fruits, romance, planning applications, and a lot of pie.

Gary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? Either way, he’d be letting someone down.
 
But sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scented-vape smoke, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament: soon he might be dead.
 
All Gary wants is a happy life. But he also wants to be alive to enjoy it…
 
THE HILARIOUS AND GRIPPING NEW NOVEL BY NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER

‘Sweet and funny’ Closer
 
‘A stunning sequel… It’s genuinely difficult to put this book down – you’ll be entranced by Mortimer’s humour and obvious story-telling skills’ Press Association
 
‘Characters are layered with carefully observed detail and a huge serving of hilarity’ Heat
 

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd
ISBN: 9781398529656
Number of pages: 416
Dimensions: 198 x 130 mm

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“Excellent”

The Hotel Avocado, the sequel to Bob Mortimer’s debut The Satsuma Complex, is a delightful continuation that blends offbeat humor with suspense and mystery. The story follows Gary Thorn, still grappling with the... More

Hardback edition
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“Quirky, charming and as cosy as a 30 tog duvet…”

I love this book and its prequel. Funny, as you’d expect and full of warmth, with a steak of real menace. Great fun if you’re a fan of Mr Mortimer or just love a good thriller with a sprinkling of zaniness. You might... More

Hardback edition
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“Disappointed”

After reading The Satsuma Complex, I was really looking forward to reading this book.
However, not as funny or as interesting.
What a shame…..

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