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The Greatest Presidential Christmas List in History

Posted on 12th December 2017 by Martha Greengrass

After more FAKE NEWS saying the White House has declared a no-fly on Santa, as president, I’m proud to deliver THE BEST CHRISTMAS LIST IN HISTORY. All these books are really good. Most extra especially mine. So go get them. MAKE CHRISTMAS GREAT AGAIN. And remember, you can’t spell Merry Christmas without Me.

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Political upheaval, nuclear weapons, Trump, bankers' bonuses, climate change, sugar, Trump... Let's face it; we could all do with a break from worrying about what's going on out there. This book offers an imaginative mix of games and tips to remind you of the hidden joys of everyday life.

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`I have the best ghosts, everyone says so' President Ebenezer Trump is a rich old fool. On Christmas Eve, he is visited by three spirits, all intent on changing his evil ways: Bill Clinton, the jovial Ghost of Christmas Past; Barack Obama, the big-eared Ghost of Christmas Present; and the terrifying Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
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From the No. 1 bestselling author of What If? - the man who created xkcd and explained the laws of science with cartoons - comes a series of brilliantly simple diagrams ('blueprints' if you want to be complicated about it) that show how important things work: from the nuclear bomb to the biro.
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Modern life can seem like an endless roll of red tape, can’t it? Filling in forms, seeking permission, waiting in endless queues…This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them.
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In a volume that unearths the hidden, haiku poetry of POTUS 45, humourist Rob Sears picks apart the voluminous mass of The Donald’s public communication to uncover the verse within.

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Are your tiny hands dirty from counting stacks of money? Does regular sized soap stretch and crack your soft skin? You need Trump’s Small Hand Soap. This refreshingly soothing hand soap has an interesting smell. What is that, Covfefe? Trump’s Small Hand Soap allows you to wash up and get back to doing whatever it is that you do, with those tiny little hands.
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Following a populist presidential candidate’s unsettling rise to power, Lewis’s masterful cautionary tale about the spread of fascism in the United States reverberates eerily in view of recent history.
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Read This if You Want to Be Instagram Famous features tips covering photographic techniques, captioning, codes of conduct, kit and managing your account.
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A powerful guide to public speaking, based on scientific analysis of hundreds of TED presentations and interviews with TED speakers.
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This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate 68 million brilliantly beastly insults for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the last word, not to mention the last laugh!

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Donald Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man always eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others' flaws as well as his own excellence. Written by two world-renowned Trump scholars, this title includes many historic photographs of him in private and public, making America great again.
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