Today, we’re celebrating A Compendium of Collective Nouns with some of our favourites and the chance to win a beautiful print of an Aurora of Polar Bears…
A Loquacity of barbers
As befitting the storied tradition of a gregarious barber, this entry begs the following anecdote, apocryphally attributed to British politician Enoch Powell. It seems that there was a barber near Parliament who was infamous for talking the ear off politicians with his views on the state of the world as he tended to their hair. One day, when the barber asked Powell how he’d like his hair cut, Powell responded, “In silence.”
A Bury of Coneys
Despite J. R. R. Tolkien’s well-known scene in The Lord of the Rings in which Sam the Hobbit prepares a “brace of coneys,” one of the two “proper” terms for a multitude of game rabbits is bury, or sometimes berry, synonymous with our modern burrow. We’d like to think that the linguist Tolkien knew the proper term, but that Sam, being an uneducated gardener, did not, and used “brace” to signify a pair (a gentleman would know that brace only signifies a pair of certain animals). Turbervile notes that two coneys are called a “couple,” and three are “a couple and a half.” He also lists a “fair game of coneys” as the alternate to bury.
A Trip of goats
Trip, sometimes mistranscribed as tribe, refers to tame goats. In the Middle Ages, goat nomenclature was a little complex: Geet was plural for goat (similar to our modern tooth and teeth); geats were female goats; and, while a trip referred to tame goats, wild goats ran in herds. Trip may derive from an Icelandic word, thyrpa, for “flock.”
A Shiver of sharks
In his novel The Infernals, John Connolly writes that a shiver of sharks is so lovely because it is “so apt.” This modern company name appears in a few children’s counting and alphabet games and books, but it isn’t used in the lexicon of marine biology.
A Leaping of lords
Alliteration aside, it’s easy to wonder why lords would be a-leaping in the yuletide carol “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” from which this modern collective term arises. A Canadian hymnologist wrote an article in 1979 that claimed the twelve items in the carol were meant to invoke lessons of the catechism (with the ten lords standing in for the Ten Commandments), but no historical basis for this has ever been documented.
Win an Aurora of Polar Bears
We’ve been given a beautiful original print by WOOP Studios from their book A Compendium of Collective Nouns. Printed with pigment inks on A3 Hahnemule archive fine art, 308gsm pure cotton, acid free paper – this is a wonderful wordy treat for the lucky winner. Just answer the question below to win.
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